Love is in the air! Well, not really. Everyone is too busy grinding solo queue for silly things like romance. Since none of us on the EU LCS team are receiving any Valentine's cards this year, we decided to make our own from those who we hold dearest to our hearts—the EU LCS pros! Yes, it's terrible. We know. We promise we'll delete this if we receive 9,000 comments saying delete.* I'd like to extend a special thanks to all the cheeseballs on the EU LCS team who contributed ideas to this horrendous project—you should all be ashamed of yourselves. And if you think you've got some horrible League or EU LCS related pick-up lines that we haven't used here, drop them in the comments below. Make us feel the pain you're about to feel from reading these fifty cards of cringe!
*I'm lying. I won't delete this. This is my greatest creation yet.
FC SCHALKE 04
My top lane island has room for two, but I'd teleport to be with you.
You have a warrior's heart. I think I'll take it.
Once you go quack you never go back.
I would never want to Upset you, Valentine.
FORG1VEN may have my heart, but I can learn to love again.
To Baguette, Je t'aime. Love, sOAZ
BROXAH SMASH! ...you?
I'm in Dane-ger of falling in love with you.
I'd never be reckless with your heart.
I'd steal a baron for you.
This is only the beginning of a Wunderful love.
They also call me the First Love King ;)
We can rebuild this lane kingdom... together.
To Wadid, I'll follow you anywhere, bro. Love, Hjarnan
To Hjarnan, Soulmate, Bromance, Whatever. Love, Wadid
Are you from South Korea? Because I think I’ve found my Seoul-mate.
Brambleback is Red, Sentinel is Blue, any buff you want, I'll give it to you.
Gambit was red, ROCCAT was blue, now I'm on Giants and I'll crush on you.
Get on my back. I'll carry you.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Let's make waffles.
I think I'm Smitten with you.
You're just like my tea... hot and sweet.
Want to see the best duo in EU? Let's take a Selfie.
Would you prefer the good cop, or the bad cop?
I promisq I won't break your heart.
I'll send you a Valentine's Cardiff you'd fancy one.
The best pathing will always lead to you.
You know I'm Danish because I'm sweet in the middle.
I-it's not that I like you or anything... b-baka.
You can't spell Slovenia without LOVE.
Here's a Memento of our love.
You've got a Blanc space baby, let's write my name.
There's Norway I'd ever leave you behind, Valentine.
Baby, I'll Stand United with you.
Have Iverned your love?
You're sweeter than Belgian chocolate.
Loyal to my team, and loyal to you.
Let's have a cheeky Nando's, yeah?
UNICORNS OF LOVE
Are you a damsel in distress? Cause I can be your White Knight.
I might not be Trashy anymore, but you can still take me out.
You don't need to press "E" to charm me.
I may miss a flight occasionally, but I would never want to miss you.
I'd share my leaf umbrella with you.
I mustache you a question. Want to go out with me?
I’m not surprised you wanna be my Valentine.
Ti amo, mio amore.
I've got space on this sleeve for your name, Valentine.
Trolls are like onions, they have layers.