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50 cringey Valentine's Day cards from the EU LCS teams

Ready for your yearly dose of cringe? Come check out these 50 EU LCS Valentine’s Day cards filled with the lamest, cheesiest, most terrible pick-up lines we could think of.

Love is in the air! Well, not really. Everyone is too busy grinding solo queue for silly things like romance. Since none of us on the EU LCS team are receiving any Valentine's cards this year, we decided to make our own from those who we hold dearest to our hearts—the EU LCS pros! Yes, it's terrible. We know. We promise we'll delete this if we receive 9,000 comments saying delete.* I'd like to extend a special thanks to all the cheeseballs on the EU LCS team who contributed ideas to this horrendous project—you should all be ashamed of yourselves. And if you think you've got some horrible League or EU LCS related pick-up lines that we haven't used here, drop them in the comments below. Make us feel the pain you're about to feel from reading these fifty cards of cringe!

*I'm lying. I won't delete this. This is my greatest creation yet.

FC SCHALKE 04

Vizicsacsi

Vizicsacsi

My top lane island has room for two, but I'd teleport to be with you.

Pride

Pride

You have a warrior's heart. I think I'll take it.

Nukeduck

Nukeduck

Once you go quack you never go back.

Upset

Upset

I would never want to Upset you, Valentine.

Vander

Vander

FORG1VEN may have my heart, but I can learn to love again.

FNATIC

sOAZ

sOAZ

To Baguette, Je t'aime. Love, sOAZ

Broxah

broxah

BROXAH SMASH! ...you?

Caps

Caps

I'm in Dane-ger of falling in love with you.

Rekkles

Rekkles

I'd never be reckless with your heart.

Hylissang

Hylissang

I'd steal a baron for you.

G2 ESPORTS

Wunder

wunder

This is only the beginning of a Wunderful love.

Jankos

jankos

They also call me the First Love King ;)

Perkz

perkz

We can rebuild this lane kingdom... together.

Hjarnan

Hjarnan

To Wadid, I'll follow you anywhere, bro. Love, Hjarnan

Wadid

wadid

To Hjarnan, Soulmate, Bromance, Whatever. Love, Wadid

GIANTS GAMING

Ruin

Ruin

Are you from South Korea? Because I think I’ve found my Seoul-mate.

Djoko

Djoko

Brambleback is Red, Sentinel is Blue, any buff you want, I'll give it to you.

Betsy

betsy

Gambit was red, ROCCAT was blue, now I'm on Giants and I'll crush on you.

Steeelback

steeelback

Get on my back. I'll carry you.

Targamas

Targamas

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Let's make waffles.

H2K

SmittyJ

smittyj

I think I'm Smitten with you.

Caedrel

caedrel

You're just like my tea... hot and sweet.

Selfie

selfie

Want to see the best duo in EU? Let's take a Selfie.

Sheriff

Sheriff

Would you prefer the good cop, or the bad cop?

Promisq

promisq

I promisq I won't break your heart.

Misfits

Alphari

alphari

I'll send you a Valentine's Cardiff you'd fancy one.

Maxlore

maxlore

The best pathing will always lead to you.

Sencux

sencux

You know I'm Danish because I'm sweet in the middle.

Hans Sama

hans

I-it's not that I like you or anything... b-baka.

Mikyx

mikyx

You can't spell Slovenia without LOVE.

ROCCAT

Profit

profit

1. You
2. Me
3. ???
4. Profit

Memento

memento

Here's a Memento of our love.

Blanc

blanc

You've got a Blanc space baby, let's write my name.

HeaQ

heaq

I HeaRTQ.

Norskeren

Norskeren

There's Norway I'd ever leave you behind, Valentine.

SPLYCE

Odoamne

Odo

Baby, I'll Stand United with you.

Xerxe

xerxe

Have Iverned your love?

Nisqy

nisqy

You're sweeter than Belgian chocolate.

Kobbe

kobbe

Loyal to my team, and loyal to you.

kaSing

kasing

Let's have a cheeky Nando's, yeah?

UNICORNS OF LOVE

WhiteKnight

whiteknight

Are you a damsel in distress? Cause I can be your White Knight.

Kold

kold

I might not be Trashy anymore, but you can still take me out.

Exileh

exileh

You don't need to press "E" to charm me.

Samux

samux

I may miss a flight occasionally, but I would never want to miss you.

Totoro

totoro

I'd share my leaf umbrella with you.

VITALITY

Cabochard

cabochard

I mustache you a question. Want to go out with me?

Gilius

Gilius

I’m not surprised you wanna be my Valentine.

Jiizuke

Jiizuke

Ti amo, mio amore.

Minitroupax

Minitroupax

I've got space on this sleeve for your name, Valentine.

Jactroll

jactroll

Trolls are like onions, they have layers.

Which card made you cringe the hardest? Or have you got an even worse line we haven't used here? Let us know in the comments below.